You can see his accent
you can taste the accent
You can smell the accent
You can feel the accent
i wanna be cute and deadly
A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
Sorry So Sorry
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
This meets all the qualifications for being 100% utterly true
please don’t look at my computer screen if ur sitting beside me
im gonna bookmark this and go and reblog it the next time someone does this to me
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
This doesn’t work
I stand corrected oh dear lord
I have to see this for myself.